Episodes
Saturday Apr 22, 2017
Tuesday Jan 10, 2017
One Legitimate Fan
Tuesday Jan 10, 2017
Tuesday Jan 10, 2017
Made this episode in record time. About three minutes longer than the episode is. What does that tell you? I won't presume to speculate, as we all think differently. Despite the rapidity with which I made the episode, there are one of two kernals in the mix that are worth the price of admission. And to those of you will your decoder ring waiting for the next message, here it is.
A fellow parishener. A trope about Sin City. Genie in a Bottle.
Tuesday Jan 10, 2017
Season 3 Episode 2: Hello 35-40 People
Tuesday Jan 10, 2017
Tuesday Jan 10, 2017
OK. So only 35-40 people are listening. I can handle that. Better than a kick in the ass, as my father used to say. You play the hand you are dealt. Which is an interesting thing for me to type considering I am currently texting someone who plays cards very well and with whom I would like to have a little brown chicken brown cow kinda fun. You say 'say what'? Think if it as a test... in code... kinda like 'Drink More Ovaltine'. Word to your mother.
Tuesday Dec 27, 2016
Season 3 Episode 1: Welcome to Season Three
Tuesday Dec 27, 2016
Tuesday Dec 27, 2016
Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out. Welcome back, to that same old place that you laughed about.
Season Three will be maginal, because three is a magic number. Yes, it is. It's a magic number.
Hey, take a listen. Tell me do you like what you hear? If I don't turn you on, just say the word and I'm gone, but baby I know, ain't nothing wrong with your ears.
Tuesday Oct 18, 2016
Episode 8: My Regrets to the Listeners
Tuesday Oct 18, 2016
Tuesday Oct 18, 2016
This episode was supposed to be the original episode 7, the back-up episode for the still-to-be-made Dominican Republic Part Two episode. I made this episode. And then I hated it. HATED it. And yet I couldn't bring myself to delete it. I hated the episode for the truth that it contained. Who are you to know my secrets? My flaws? And then I realized that it was insulting to the listener to make a regular podcast all about myself, which is grossly narcissistic in and of itself, and then to offer you only the approved-for-podcast me. If I'm going to be in for a penny, I should be in for a pound. And frankly maybe I will learn from this and grow, or some such shit.
Sunday Oct 02, 2016
Season Two Episode 7: Back-Up to the Back-up
Sunday Oct 02, 2016
Sunday Oct 02, 2016
This episode was supposed to be part two of the Dominican Republic, or part 3. But it isn't. I also made an episode last night, but can't decide if I want to publish it. So now it is Sunday, and I made ANOTHER episode today, and I have a guest.
Sunday Oct 02, 2016
Episode 6: The Dominican Republic Part 1
Sunday Oct 02, 2016
Sunday Oct 02, 2016
Six friends in the Dominican Republic for five days. Heaven. Or at least really, really fun.
Friday Sep 23, 2016
Season Two Episode Five: The Night Before
Friday Sep 23, 2016
Friday Sep 23, 2016
This podcast felt wildly personal.
Thursday Sep 22, 2016
Season 2 Episode 4 Anything? Anything?
Thursday Sep 22, 2016
Thursday Sep 22, 2016
Sometimes you are in the mood, but you are unprepared. I could be talking about sex, but I am actually talking about this podcast, in which I was unprepared, but do talk about sex.
Sunday Sep 18, 2016
Episode Three Not Four (No, really, this is the title.)
Sunday Sep 18, 2016
Sunday Sep 18, 2016
I have half of episode three completed. Then I had to leave to head to my regular Sunday fun. Then I got busy. Then I lost my inspiration. Then I was lazy. And finally I fixed a lawn mower. Then my best friend in the whole wide world texted me and wanted to know where episode three was, because she could not possibly wait another minute to hear it. Her faith in me, and love of me, inspired me to create a pretty good episode, if I don't say so myself.